thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm really busy with my period
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