He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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