Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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