brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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