Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
