He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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