Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
