isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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