White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the condom got lost in my hair
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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