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I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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