you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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