It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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