I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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