I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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