Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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