We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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