Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
