Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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