The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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