Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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