Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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