I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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