all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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