what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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