Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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