Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she told me i tasted like america
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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