That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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