He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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