Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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