OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
