YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Me too!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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