I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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