I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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