oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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