'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Randomize
