if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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