Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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