we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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