i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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