so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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