I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He kissed a someone with a penis
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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