D3 body, D1 cock
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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