As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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