dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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