Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
All the doctor said was why
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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