my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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