Sry I called you an 8
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
