You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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