ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Boobs are out for the taking
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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