Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
